Aaauuuuuhhhh. Sonny. Boiyuh! Uuuuuuhhhh. I'm a gettin'
mighty old n' such yuh little totling. Mmmmuuhhhhhh. Oh me achin'
spinal column that's exposed to the cold air. Oh me rattling bones.
Oh me sturdy cane. Ohhhhhh. Been 'round these har perts me sonny
since you wuz performing judo flips with Chet and uppercuttin' the
dastardiliest rats in all of Buddajum Bay. Let me tell you a bit about
where I came from. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhh me past! Read all about
me achin' past!