Aaauuuuuhhhh. Sonny. Boiyuh! Uuuuuuhhhh. I'm a gettin' mighty old n' such yuh little totling. Mmmmuuhhhhhh. Oh me achin' spinal column that's exposed to the cold air. Oh me rattling bones. Oh me sturdy cane. Ohhhhhh. Been 'round these har perts me sonny since you wuz performing judo flips with Chet and uppercuttin' the dastardiliest rats in all of Buddajum Bay. Let me tell you a bit about where I came from. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhh me past! Read all about me achin' past!